Get excited! i can hardly contain myself! Invented recently in Japan, this new invention really takes the crown for green devices, well, at least the throne. It turns your office paper into toilet paper. That's right, from inbox to outbox to outhouse, your paper can be recycled right in your office. What better way to deal with junk mail and undesired office memos. For many of you, this might go on your wish list for office supplies right under red Swingline Stapler.*
All you need to do is feed the machine 40 sheets of AR office paper, and let the machine do its work of shredding, dissolving the strips in water, thinning it out, and then drying it out and winding it into the rolls.
In just thirty minutes, your office TPS reports are a roll of TP, without the tube in the middle.
It only costs eleven cents to make a roll, and regular use of this easy-to-install machine can save you up to 60 cedar trees per year.
Of course, you have to ask yourself if the price is worth it. Right now, this machine weighs 600 kg and is 1.8 meters tall. So not only does it take up a lot of space, but it costs a lot of money at $100,000.
So, Wellshire may not be immediately acquiring one of these, but when the price comes down, i don't see why we can't be showing visitors our green side by sending them home with a roll of Wellshire's finest. The perfect perforated prostilization tool.
*Swingline did not make a red stapler until after the movie Office Space popularized it.
All you need to do is feed the machine 40 sheets of AR office paper, and let the machine do its work of shredding, dissolving the strips in water, thinning it out, and then drying it out and winding it into the rolls.
In just thirty minutes, your office TPS reports are a roll of TP, without the tube in the middle.
It only costs eleven cents to make a roll, and regular use of this easy-to-install machine can save you up to 60 cedar trees per year.
Of course, you have to ask yourself if the price is worth it. Right now, this machine weighs 600 kg and is 1.8 meters tall. So not only does it take up a lot of space, but it costs a lot of money at $100,000.
So, Wellshire may not be immediately acquiring one of these, but when the price comes down, i don't see why we can't be showing visitors our green side by sending them home with a roll of Wellshire's finest. The perfect perforated prostilization tool.
*Swingline did not make a red stapler until after the movie Office Space popularized it.
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